Welcome to Konstantin's home page!
This is a new location.
The old page that was located at my University of Pittsburgh staff
account is done with. The account has been terminated. This page is
much smaller but I hope to restore it to its previous size and even
expand it. Enjoy.
I am moving back to New York City as of July 1996.
Unfortunately, I am not sure what my phone numbers will be but I will be
checking my E-Mail regularly.
Please keep that in mind in case you need to reach me. Thank you.
These are the most recent pictures of me available.
The one on the left taken in the end of October 1995. The one on the
right is a picture of me at my graduation... Hey! I've got a
Bachelor's degree, can you believe it?!! No more starving - let's get back
to the magic 200 lbs mark!
This page as probably 99.9% of all other Web pages is devoted to one
thing and one thing only: shameless self-promotion. Below you will
a small gallery of images (a great number of them contain one beautiful but
humble being - that is me), my resume,
whatever else stuff I don't mind you to know about me, and links to
pages and sites that are of interest to me
(and should be to you!!!). Good luck and don't die of Konstantin
please, do not upset me... or else...
First, some instructions:
In order to increase the loading speed of this page it has been divided
into great many sub-pages. Just click on the link/icon you are
interested in and you're there, dude!
Now something you all have been waiting for -- my
resume. I am available for both contract and
salary jobs. Good luck in trying to hire me!
Here are some of the pages that I have built and that are located on this
Here: are some of the Web Pages I use frequently and thus prefer
to have links to them on the main page:
- My good old
Crazy Soviet page (you can also click on
Micky at the bottom of this page).
- Page dedicated to the people who didn't get into the official iRC #russian home page (I am there, dudes!)
- Highland Park NJ, iRC #russian party on the
Labor day weekend, 1995.
My new picture of the
day/week/month... (depends on whether or not I'll bother to change it)
My old picture of the
day/week/month...(depends on whether or not I'll bother to change
E-Mail me. That is if
something to E-Mail.
To my Goofy Page!
To my Crazy Soviets page!
Storming of Kremlin!
(Knowledge of Russian required)
I am always looking for a job. Okay, okay - I am greedy! Please, take
another look at my
resume (it is somewhat interactive)
hits on this
page since 02:33 PM EST, April 2, 1996.
This page has been last modified on April 2, 1996.
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Konstantin Bartenev. All rights
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